PETALING JAYA, APRIL 1: Legal tech startup, CanLaw in a bid to diversify its portfolio, recently announced a successful acquisition of the company’s first four-legged asset – a two year old nanny goat.

Selena Goatmez, the goat in question, will be responsible for a new array of dairy products targeted at the legal industry:

1) Soft serve your letters and court papers
2) Child custard-y matters
3) Paneer of Judges

Asked about his thoughts on the move, CEO of CanLaw Loo Soon Yi said: “Guys, you have goat to be kidding me. It’s a clear winner and we are definitely going to milk this acquisition.”

Sources confirm that Goatmez will be housed in the interns’ pen, alongside other recent hires.

Any interested lawyers are encouraged to sign up here (seriously, click it) to pre-order their monthly dairy fix.

Selena Goatmez – CanLaw’s Most Expensive Acquisition To Date